Roll Over Mamma, Camilla is Coming!

Scandal rocked the Queens 80th birthday bash at Kew Palace, when Charlie boy, was rumbled plying his mother with copious amounts of dry London gin.

The heir to the throne and his long term ¨bit of stuff¨ ( aka the second wife), Camilla, had hatched a plot to get mummy drunk – so drunk – that they had hoped to fool her into signing an abdication document.


They were rumbled by a royal butler, who overhead Charles whispering in Camilla’s ear, ¨when mummy goes – Camilla comes¨

This was enough for the late Diana Spencer’s erstwhile butler, Mellors, to ¨äve a word¨ with Phil. Who quickly cornered Charles in the library, Charlie gave his dad a shamefaced explanation, weakly claiming it was all in the spirit of a birthday joke.

The Queen apparently served up revenge at the end of the night, by asking the resident DJ to play the Frank Sinatra version of ¨The Lady is a Tramp¨

I guess its just as well my invite was lost in the post – apparently the dance floor was chock-a-block with dogs…